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Our divvying it up is the key To Homeland Security. States like Wyoming With buffalos roaming Are at much greater risk as we see it. They've zillions of buffalos milling around, A few lonesome bobcats who are trying to roar, But the threat of Al Qaeda exists all year 'round So we'll allocate this dangerous state At least twenty million or more. If you're looking to safeguard your mother, Or even your sister or brother, Move them into New York Where there's less need for pork Because of less risk as we see it. In Manhattan where business is brisk, We foresee such a minimal risk From the threat of Al Qaeda to The New York Times We will allocate only a few nickels and dimes Till they lose sev'ral million or more, And The Times shows more esprit de corps.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |