Is our Credit-Card-President setting a precedent
   when he asks that we donate our cards?
Lest the rich be taxed out while his are maxed out,
   ours are needed for bored prison guards.

When they buy DVDs, they'll have no need
   to tease their prisoners to pass the time
That their tours are extended because Rummy
   pretended this war could be fought for a dime.

Disney's DVD profit won't be a rip off.
   It may tempt Bush to lower our taxes,
So what if we get even deeper in debt
   while a Texan with pension relaxes.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/7/04