Damn You, Bush
(Sung to the tune "Crazy Rhythm")

Damn you, Bush, we're being blown up
All because you didn't bone up
On how much we'd hate you once you're here.

Damn you, Bush, why can't you own up
To the fact you're being shown up
As a cowboy thrown by his bum steer.

When a dummy hires a Rummy
   to do his dirty work
And the Rummy proves to be
   an incompetent jerk,
Ain't it a shame
Terror's your game.

Damn you, Bush, to us you're hopeless
At fighting terror. Try playing Pope less.
You're not infallible as you've proven here.

Music by Meyer & Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/15/04