Decapitation
As sung by Doris Day to the tune
"Immagination"
(Imagination is funny. It makes a cloudy day sunny.)

Decapitation's unusual,
But merits much closer perusual
As we confront the refusual
Of our top two to resign.

Decapitation seems to some
Unnecessarily gruesome,
Separating one into a twosome,
Usually by design.
(Doing two, quickly, too!)

First Maliki tried too short a rope –
A tragic miss –
But soon after
Found a longer can decapitate or julienne.

Now hanging
Decapitation's a slam dunk
That ends up with kerplunk kerplunk –
But for cases
Where failure isn't an option,
Without prolonged consultation,
He just lops 'em.

Music by Jimmy Van Heusen
Original Lyric by Johnny Burke
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/17/07

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