Prince Harry wore his Nazi shirt which bought him lots of trouble. Prince Junior wears his ski mask each time he leaves his bubble. He figures that he's safer if he looks like an insurgent, Though Laura says they'll smell him out: he reeks of stong detergent. Attempts to expiate his sins – his goal is to come clean – Have failed so far. Insurgents claim the answer's gasoline. But Junior asks that Rapture waits until his term expires. Republicans in heaven aren't the help that he requires, For Democrats in Congress, that they'll have left behind, When asked if they'll support his scams, may not be so inclined. Bob Carlson |