Delusional
To be sung to the Rodgers & Hart tune
"You Took Advantage Of Me"
(I'm a sentimental sap that's all. What's the use of trying not to fall)

He's delusional like John McCain
And to prove that they're both inhumane
With cries of "Oops"
They'll send more troops
And leave the mess for Hillary.

What's a character flaw, goodness sakes?
Neither one of them will admit mistakes,
Or face a noose
When he's cut loose.
There's too much Ford in Hillary.

Why get hot and bothered when things don't go
As well as those two claim to hear?
Anyone who can't will be sent below
And be taught to cheer, not jeer.

But when they discover they've been spurned
And another Black Hawk Down's been earned,
Please pray they will
Warn Bill and Hill
That Lieberman will change his plea.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Original Lyric by Lorenz Hart
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/09/07

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