Democracy?
Being sung by Bushie to the tune
"Big Spender"
(The minute you walked in the joint)

As soon as Rove made me the prez
You could see I'd be a point of contention,
His shrewd invention
Of evil redefined.
All I'd need was a VP somewat so inclined –
Someone real good at Simon Says –
Who says have a go at faux democracy,
Rove's skewed invention
Of total pow'r for me.

As soon as we got to Iraq
We could see we'd need to hide our intention
With Rove's invention
For evil frames of mind,
To make up for those weapons we weren't likely to find.
But now they want it taken back?
I guess we need to leak that faux democracy,
Rove's skewed invention,
Gives total pow'r to me.

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/18/06

To 'Bushie, The Arrogant Autocrat'