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Lynne Cheney, who's the Vice's wife, claims to know a lot, Not about what Dickie does, but things that he does not: Did he recognize Osama could be hatching up a plot? "Dick did not!" Did he find where he was hiding, and make sure he was caught? "Dick did not!" When his Energizer Bunny quits, won't his obituary say, "Did Dick do OK? Dick did not!" Sounds a little like the problem that Elizabeth Dole had Until she swore her Bobby would be perfect for that ad. Did he realize Chalabi faked that info that he sought? "Dick did not!" Did he make somebody safer where his war is being fought? "Dick did not!" When his Energizer Bunny quits, won't his obituary say, "Dick had feet of clay – Dick did naught!" Bob Carlson |