Ditto

George 'Ditto' Bush apparently
   has had some trouble meeting
The need for ninety seconds worth
   of stuff that bears repeating.

Since Karen warned him, "Stay on message!",
   he does ad infinitum.
Re-using ev'ry speech he's made,
   he hires kids to highlight 'em.

And think how many more repeats
   he'll soon be squeezing in,
When he says "Ditto, ditto…"
   after each white lie and spin.

But will that help our Caped Crusader,
   who's sure he's always right?
Always to the right of center.
   That makes it right to pick a fight?

The message he's repeating
   will never resonate
With anyone that he's misleading,
   who knows the war's not going great.

Bob Carlson
www.www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/1/04