George 'Ditto' Bush apparently has had some trouble meeting The need for ninety seconds worth of stuff that bears repeating. Since Karen warned him, "Stay on message!", he does ad infinitum. Re-using ev'ry speech he's made, he hires kids to highlight 'em. And think how many more repeats he'll soon be squeezing in, When he says "Ditto, ditto…" after each white lie and spin. But will that help our Caped Crusader, who's sure he's always right? Always to the right of center. That makes it right to pick a fight? The message he's repeating will never resonate With anyone that he's misleading, who knows the war's not going great. Bob Carlson |