Do Call For Your Pardon By Phone
To be sung to the hymn
"In The Garden"

Do call for your pardon by phone
   before someone new's counting noses,
And the voice that you hear saying, "Cheney, mi Dios!"
   is the son's of the guy who sprays roses.
One who talks Mexican, an ex-Fox Mexican,
   who admires ev'rything we own.
Will the joy we showed as Mexicans flowed
   North soon become his and theirs alone?

He talks and the sound of his voice
   is common but how'll we understand?
For the language he speaks
   is a language we formerly panned.
Yet he talks Mexican, like ex-Fox Mexicans,
   who admire ev'rything we own.
Will the joy we showed as Mexicans flowed
   North soon become his and theirs alone?

Some say that the sprayer you need
   is your son or even your spouse,
Or the voice that you hear saying, "Cheney, mi Dios!"
   could be kicking you out of your house,
For they talk Mexican, are ex-Fox Mexicans,
   who admire ev'rything we own.
Will the joy we showed as Mexicans flowed
   North soon become theirs and theirs alone?

Music & Original Lyrics by C. Austin Miles
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/17/06

To 'Bushie Carols & Hymns'
To 'Bushie's Immigration Policy'