Don't Bail Me Out
To be sung with Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters to Cole Porter's
"Don't Fence Me In"
(Give me land lots of land under starry skies above.)

Give me time, lots more time.
I'm the klutz Iraqis love.
Don't bail me out.
Let this clod ride roughshod
Playing God with my self-love.
Don't bail me out.

Let me tease those Democrats with their exit pleas,
Pretend I'm pulling out as they bat the breeze,
Obfuscate the voters while I catch my z's.
Don't bail me out.

Just let me be,
Let me waddle while I dawdle like a cowboy who's surprised
That Dick Cheney
Let me wander and then squander vict'ry for the circumcised.

Let McCain face the pain and the consequences
Of not allowing Hillary to mend my fences.
Don't bail me out.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/24/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'
To 'Bushie's Policy For Quitting Iraq'
To 'Bushie's Voting Ploys'