Don't Sue Diebold
Being sung by Karl Rove to the tune
"Don't Bring Lulu"
You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, but don't bring Lulu.)

You can sue Ken Lay,
His estate might pay,
Just don't sue Diebold.

You can sue Enron
Now Bush says they're gone,
Just don't sue Diebold.

Diebold software's meant to do
Anything we want it to.
Watch Democratic losses mount
When only GOP votes count.

So they lost your vote,
Try to get their goat,
Just don't sue Diebold.

For if Diebold's sued, some brand new dude,
To make a name for himself,
Will claim he was the smarty,
So gung ho for his party,
Who lo and behold short sold Diebold
Before you did yourself.

Music by Ray Henderson
Original Lyric by Lew Brown w/ Billy Rose
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/30/06

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