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Ev'ry secret that I love Involving schemes that work for me, That I've not yet grown tired of, Becomes a Times catastrophe. Even though some seem bizarre, We guard them as most schemers do, For The Times would say we are Duplicitous in what we do. Like if we knew what they're gonna spill, We'd scoop them and tip off Dr. Phil, Making it a story they'd abhor, A secret that's no secret anymore?
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |