Elephants think they can fly? Are bungee cords that strong? Listen for that loud kersplat!!! The last note of their swan song. Consider Junior's "9/11," How long he's made that last, Antagonizing terrorists, The "mandate" he's amassed. As long as he can keep that up And keep his voters scared, The longer he can stay in power No matter how he's erred. To wage his wars, he's selling out To both Japan and China. The bank that holds your mortgage Won't be based in Carolina. The value of our dollar Under Bush has trouble flying. He broke another bungee cord? Good-bye to what our dollar's buying. Bob Carlson |