Evil – II
To be sung with Peggy Lee to the tune
"Fever"
(Never know how much I love you.)

Bushie concentrates on evil.
Evil's in his ev'ry thought.
Borrowed Cheney's book on Asia –
Found a mentor in Pol Pot.

Now he's busy telling Rummy
He knows how to stop their civil war –
Just exterminate those evil Shia,
But he'd miss the Sunnis' blood and gore.

Evil Semites, his Israelis,
Still bomb Semites north of them.
Must consider UN ceasefires
To be a travel agent stratagem.

The concern they're not revealing
Isn't just how far each rocket reaches –
Bushie's hinted that Nasrallah's stealing
Shia tourist traffic from their beaches.

Bushie's evil on the TV
As he cons our country's vets.
Evil seems to be the one thing
That this evil Bushie gets.

Why is Bushie's "science" evil?
Polar bears aren't embryos.
Don't much like the heat mandated
When Esso makes him thumb his nose.

Embryos to save the living?
Forget about it, save your breath.
He prefers to see them wasted
So they won't have to read Macbeth.

Let them linger in cold storage –
Why create a wonder drug?
Let another Bushie crony
Accident'lly pull the plug.

Stalin's minions tortured millions –
Bushie's need time to catch up.
Was the evil in their birth-rites?
Or in how their mommies brought them up?

Epilogue
A sinking vessel SOSing
Is obvious to those who've sailed,
But you needn't be a gard'ner
To be aware a Bush has failed.

Music & Original Lyric by John Davenport & Eddie Cooley
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
9/3/06

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