Evil Guys
To be sung in the next 'Casablanca' to the tune
"As Time Goes By"
(We must remember this, a kiss is just a kiss)

Verse
It must be in their genes
To show they don't know beans,
That common sense has passed them by.
Who wouldn't fancy them as lovers?
It's time to try.

Chorus
We should remember Kim
Would tear Bush limb from limb
And hang him out to dry,
If Bushie weren't bigger than him.
So who's "the guy"?

Whenever Kim says, "Boo!",
Why is, "Oh no, not you"
Bushie's pet reply?
Does Bushie not know what to do
Or is he shy?

Moonshine and Plan 'B'
Bush pretends to hate
Might help Kimmy figure
That it's not too late.
Imbibing and prescribing,
Why make Bushie wait
When Hastert would deny?

A Bushie purgatory?
Or simply hunky-dory?
Maybe both apply –
A case of Evil looking Evil
In Evil's eye.

Music & Original Lyric by Herman Hupfeld
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/10/06

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