Ev'ry War I've Fought
(Sung to the tune "Ev'rything I've Got")

I have lies for you you shouldn't overlook
I have words that make me sound like I'm a schnook.
Dumb photo op shoots, I'm willing to do,
And ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you.

I have bombed civilians and have rarely missed
I have Karen to help give the truth a twist
You'll hate fibs I've told, and I've told a few,
And ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you.

I don't care who I smote.
I'm just vying for your vote.
You for me; me for you
I'll cut plenty of taxes.

I'm not better for you but I'm much worse,
And it's me your kids and their kids will curse
I'm a terrible choice, but what can you do?
Ev'ry war I've fought I've fought for you.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/15/04