Falluja's Junior's Stalingrad – Falluja's Halliburton's dream – Falluja's Junior's silly putty – Falluja's Cheney's Crispy Crème – Junior broke it; now he owns it: One enormous pile of rubble. Bombed their homes and voting places – Bought himself a pile of trouble. Rubble, on the other hand, is Right up Halliburton's alley. Bomb and build's been Cheney's mantra; Guarantees his stock will rally. Junior's squeezed Falluja's rebels – Silly putty in his hands? Puts Ashcroft in charge of cloning Lots more virgins than they'd planned. Cheney diets on insurgents, Deadlier than alcohol – Crispy Cremes for lunch and dinner Build up his cholesterol. Falluja's Junior's Stalingrad – Falluja's Halliburton's dream – Falluja's Junior's silly putty – Falluja's Cheney's Crispy Crème – Bob Carlson |