Rudy Giuliani? A hero to the world?
But not for many months before
   to most of those he served.
Autocrat and demigod! Tyranny unfurled!
Sounds like someone else the world
   has since that time observed.

Though no one has suggested
   that their DNA's might match,
Could be that both are on parole
   from Hitler's booby hatch.
They both require obeisance from
   their loyal sycophants
So anyone who disagrees
   won't stand a fighting chance.

To date they've both claimed ignorance
   of Kerik and Osama;
Ignorance like thinking grins
   make up for lack of armor.
While neither "hero" was prepared
   to stop a 9/11,
Their fame since then has been Osama's
   gift to them from heaven.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/15/04