Glenda Hood will be promoted. She has proven so devoted to the goofy brother of her gov. Delivering the Sunshine State to her fav'rite candidate is more than loyalty. It's puppy love. Qualities that mean a lot to the liars she has got a splendid chance to help get re-elected. Her predecessor favored chads instead of Nader launching pads, but Glenda's miscounts can not be detected. Lacking paper audit trails, she'll cook the books if all else fails to make sure that the goofy brother wins, And when her dirty deed is done, fly to Iraq on Air Force One to make sure Bush's puppets are shoo-ins. In passing it may be worth noting, Glenda's new machines for voting will fit right in with Rummy Dummy's views. To him a vote that's incomplete, "golly, for the love of pete," won't matter unless Bush's puppets lose. Bob Carlson To 'Fears Of Fraud In Florida II' To 'Fears Of Fraud In Florida III' |