FEMA's Mike Brown
Sung to the tune
"Swanee"

Brownie,
How I love you,
How I love you,
My head of FEMA.
You've done a heck of a job –
Just don't go near the angry mob.

They're hungry,
Waiting for help,
Praying for help
Down in New Orleans.

You've been, oh, so
   slow to respond
We're darn pleased
   with who you've conned.

Brownie,
Brownie,
I've a medal for you, Brownie.
Dummy,
Dummy,
You should be feeling at home.

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by Irving Caesar
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/3/05

To 'Co-conspirators - FEMA'
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