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I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Who finally gets to strut my stuff. I've got flim-flam flunkies who flummox – Like Bush and Cheney we play rough. I'm an arbitrary arbiter of phoney fuels, Plus the proud possessor of the family jewels – I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Disguised as Billy's bit of fluff. I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Who hates to cook but loves to strut. With my politician poppa to help me pose and pander. I'll make those Bushie bumpkins think they've picked a gander. From their ethanol prairies to New Hampshire's shores, We'll buy my way to power through those early voting whores. I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Who knows they love my kind of stuff. I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Who's sure they love to see me strut. I'm a bellicose baby buying Bushie's bombast – A bitchy Bushie backer is how I'm typecast. I voted for his Iraq war and against Iran Until the CIA destroyed our bombing plan. I'm a flip-flop floozy from Congress Your chance for more of Bushie's stuff.
Music & Original Lyric by Phil Baxter |