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"Clean up your room." "Pick up your clothes." "When company comes, "Don't pick you nose." "Don't fool around." "Don't talk in class." "Sound more profound." "Don't be an ass." "Buy me a ring." "Pay for my gown." "Skip poker games – Take me out on the town." "First mow the lawn, Then rake the leaves." "Wipe off your shoes." Beware of pet peeves. "You lazy lout, Get you own beer." Does she refuse Or pretend not to hear? You've been controlled For most of your life By your mother, your schoolmarms, Your girlfriends, your wife. And now you'd vote for Mrs. Clinton to run Your country and you? You dumb son-of-a-gun! Bob Carlson |