I'm Gee Willikers Bush and they say I approved all those misleading ads that we've aired. But you must realize that we would have removed some if the two of us weren't running scared. For, golly gee willikers, neither one of us served when we should have, excepting possibly me. But unlike Kerry's buddies, no one observed was I where I was supposed to be. And that "I approved…" clip was shot at one sitting and then stuck at the front of all ads You think that I saw them? You've got to be kidding. My TIVO removes them like chads. But I say, "Ship, Ahoy!" to those Vietnam sailors who'd take back ev'ry John Kerry ribbon. With Chalabi gone Rummy needs tattletalers, so call when your done with your fibbin'. Bob Carlson |