George Bamboozled
(Sung to the tune "Old MacDonald Had A Farm")

George Bamboozled has a ranch –
   "Ee-I-my-way-yo."
And from that ranch he runs each con –
   "Ee-I-my-way-yo."
A con job here; a con job there;
   here a con; there a con;
   here and there an Enron;
   ev'rywhere a Bush con.
George Bamboozled has a ranch –
   "Ee-I-my-way-yo."

And with each con he goes to war –
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
Here a war; there a war;
   a neocon pre-empt war;
   ev'ry where a Bush war.
A con job here; a con job there;
   ev'rywhere a Bush con.
George Bamboozled has a ranch –
   "Ee-I-my-way-yo."

And in each war he gets boys killed –
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
Boys killed here; boys killed there;
   your boys; my boys;
   ev'rywhere more boys killed.
Here a war; there a war;
   ev'ry where a Bush war.
A con job here; a con job there;
   ev'rywhere a Bush con.
George Bamboozled has a ranch –
   "Ee-I-my-way-yo."

And despite boys killed he's lost each war –
   Oh-oh-oh-oh-no!
A lost war here; a lost war there;
   ev'rywhere a lost war;
   lost jobs here; tax loss there;
   ev'rywhere more chaos.
Boys killed here; boys killed there;
   ev'rywhere more boys killed.
Here a war; there a war;
   ev'ry where a Bush war.
A con job here; a con job there;
   ev'rywhere a Bush con.
George Bamboozled has a ranch –
   Where's the olive branch?

Music – Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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8/27/04