Getting Her To Quit
Obama formulates his plan for buying off Hillary
sung to the Buddy Holly and The Cricket's hit "That'll Be The Day"
(Well, that'll be the day, when you say good-bye)

Today'll be the day,
She'll need to admit
That diamonds are the way
To get her to quit –

That a spree at Cartier,
As ev'ry male nitwit
Knows, is not a bad endplay.

So Hillary'd be smart
To have a change of heart
Knowing the best part awaits her.

Why ahould she pay to stay
To the bitter end
When diamonds are the doll's best friend?

Music & Original Lyric
by Jerry Petty, Norman Petty & Buddy Holly
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
5/19/08

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