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I'm no dummkopf; I hired a prof To warn what a Tom, Dick, or Patty Might possibly do when following through That attempt to eliminate Daddy. She says I'm right to want to fight Ev'ry Saudi Arabian baddy, But if I do, she fears what they'll do To the oil wells they deeded to Daddy. Yet I need to avenge my Daddy, And it's simpler to pummel Baghdad, Where no oil wells were deeded to Daddy – How shortsighted. How selfish. How sad… So I want to warn you baddies – Add your oil to Daddy's cartel, 'Cause once it belongs to my Daddy, We take extra good care of the well.
Music by Cole Porter To 'Pa' |