Got No Gumption
To be sung to the Irving Berlin tune
"I Got The Sun In The Morning (And The Moon At Night)"
(Got no diamond, got no pearl)

Got no gumption, got no balls.
Got no stomach for overhauls,
'Cause I need cronies smart as me
Who agree I'm right.

Got Dick Cheney, what a shot,
Still got Rummy, the id-i-ot,
'Cause I need cronies who like me
And agree we're right.

Andrew
Warned me to stay away.
Told me,
"This is your lucky day.

"Send Osama a note of thanks.
Now folks won't bitch when Josh's budget tanks.
'Cause you'll need cronies bright as you
Who will claim you're right
If you have to bow to pressure
Or else lose the right.
Just sit tight."

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/29/06

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