Got No Talent
Being sung by Bushie to the Irving Berlin tune
"I Got The Sun In The Morning"
(Got no diamond, got no pearl)

Got no talent, got no smarts,
Now my rating's falling off the charts.
I got Iraq in the morning,
Iran in the ev'ning
And my head up my arse.

Got no future; not a prayer.
Still I'm screwing up here and there.
I do Iraq in the morning,
Iran in the ev'ning
With my head you know where.

Sunshine?
Please tell Iraq to go away.
Moonshine?
Great way to end my day.

Dumb advisors don't know squat,
Still one makes do with what one's got
And does Iraq in the morning,
Iran in the ev'ning
North Korea in the…
But with what?

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/24/06

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