Guilty FEMA Cronies
To be sung with Bert Lahr & Ethel Merman to Cole Porter's
"Friendship"
(If you're ever in a jam, here I am.)

Is the mission now "complete" a repeat
Of the ones he's left undone since Day One?
Will we ever recognize
   a dog and phony show in Bush disguise?
A guilt trip, guilt trip,
A more milk's been spilt trip –
When other guilties have been forgot,
He will surely not.

When Ray Nagin Uncle Toms, grease his palms.
If you hate what Nagin does, blame his fuzz.
If Nagin's head begins to shine
   while he shows he has no spine, he's in line
For FEMA, FEMA,
Bushie's Hiroshima –
When other schemers have been forgot,
Ray will be white-hot.

If you're stranded on a roof, send him proof.
When Brown fails to send a boat, learn to float.
If, like Chertoff, you're a bust
   and again left in the dust, you've his trust.
They're cronies, cronies,
More inept Bush phonies –
When other phonies have been forgot,
His will still do squat.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/12/06

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