Gullible
To be sung to the hymn
"Onward Christian Soldiers"
(Onward Christan soldiers, marching as to war)

Who was being Gullible
    when Bush went to war,
Claiming he'd heard Jesus
    hint, "Encore! Encore!"?
What did Jesus tell him?
    How would Bushie know,
Though we've heard him speak in tongues
    on The Daily Show?

Why were we so gullible?
Did we really think
Bushie spoke with Jesus
Or Halliburton, Inc.?

With the fall of Baghdad
    didn't Bushie hear
Baby Jesus warn him,
    "Don't let Bremer steer.
Abiizaid and Sanchez
    won't find Franks' prenup
After Colin Powell's
    show goes belly up."?

Why were we so gullible?
Did we really think
Bushie spoke with Jesus
Or Halliburton, Inc.?

What was Jesus saying?
    Who did he speak for?
Someone who let Cheney
    advocate the war?
More than three years later
    Bushie still can't find
Notes suggesting what to do
    when he's in a bind.

Why are we so gullible?
Do we really think
Bushie speaks for Jesus
Or Halliburton, Inc.?

Music by Arthur S. Sullivan
Original Lyric by Sabine Baring-Gould
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/21/06

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