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Have I told you lately we're not spying On phone calls within the USA? Have I said that Hayden has assured me Bell South's merger Is sanctioned by my NSA. Have I told you lately that we're winning? That the war on terror's almost won? Have I said that Cheney has renamed Hussein Ossama? How's that for getting something done? Have I told you lately we're not mining Or trolling the lives of all we can? Have I said we must find out who's telling Pew they hate me And who can't stand moo goo gai pan? Have I told you China wants Alaska And must know before they can foreclose? They have said that with the global warming I've supported They'll need rice grown by Eskimos. Have I told you lately Laura loves you And she prays that someday you'll like me? Have I said that if you don't she'll make me wear a condom, But won't that make it hard to pee?
Music & Original Lyric by Scott Wiseman |