Have You Lost Mr. Right?
To be sung with Elvis Presley to the tune
"Are You Lonesome Tonight?"

Have you lost Mr. Right?
Does he spend ev'ry night
In the library Googling for porn?
Do you tend to forget
That he's never met
His offspring or know they've been born?

Is it time to call Bushie
And try to apply
For a friendlier, talkative
NSA spy,
Who when he listens in
Will chat with each twin
And wish them a pleasant good night?

Music by Lou Handman
Original Lyrics by Roy Turk
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/30/06

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