Have You Met Miss Rice?
(Sung to the tune "Have You Met Miss Jones?")

"Have you met Miss Rice?"
Someone said, "She knows her stuff,
Or at least enough
For you."

So I said, "Miss Rice,
You will have to understand
Mine's a mission I must do!"

Before I'd finished, don't you know,
She'd sworn Hussein would have to go,
And from that day I've treasured the advice
Of Miss Rice…

But now I blame Miss Rice.
The war she claimed was nice has turned out bad,
And I've been had.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/2/04