"W", the oil man, was happy as a clam To see gas prices skyrocket. His first thought was "Hot damn!" "Daddy and his Saudis making more than Michael Moore? With profits from Iraqi oil we'll buy the Cote d'Azur "And see the French cry in their wine and curse Chirac's cold feet." But then the polls began to show it's he who'll feel the heat. So now as he negotiates to get us more unleaded, He fears it may be he, and not Chirac, who'll be beheaded. Bob Carlson |