Heaven For Bill Frist
To be sung with Fred Astaire to the Irving Berlin tune
"Cheek to Cheek"
(Heaven, I'm in heaven, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak)

Heaven,
It was heaven –
I was master of Rove's start-a-war mystique
Until they tried to end my lucky streak
And began to check out my Wall Street technique.

Heaven,
No more heaven –
I'm so insulted I can hardly speak.
Why did Harry stab me in the back this week
And shut my Senate down to take a peek

At how the war got started
When lies were at their peak,
And, now that Scooter's off to jail,
How Cheney's up the creek?

Oh! I love to watch the TV
And offer my critique,
But that doesn't please them half as much
As threats to our mystique.

Stall with me,
We'll caterwaul about you,
Blackballing you, too,
So only our few

Go to heaven,
Bushie's heaven,
Where lies abound and Cheney dares to speak,
And we never have to suffer like this week,
Or try to hide Rove's start-a-war mystique.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/2/05

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