He Must Have Lost It
(Sung to the tune "I May Be Wrong")

You say I lost, but
I'm not admitting it.
And if I lost, hey,
How would I tell?

I've tried some lies, and
I've got real good at it,
So Rove's surprised that
So few went well.

We would be getting out gladly,
Had we a clue how to quit.
Voters are reacting badly –
Must Cheney get all of the wells?

I'll be returning to
My Texas kith and kin
So we can dabble in
Our own stem cells.

Music by Henry Sullivan
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/6/04