Hey, Iraqis
(Sung to the tune "Hey, Good Lookin'")

Hey, Iraqis!
Now you're my lackeys.
How's about getting'
   back on track with me?

That's enough bombin'.
Time for pompomin'.
Let me cheerlead you in a
   cheery cheer, "Now we're free."

I was the best cheerleader in school,
And still excel at playing the fool.

So my Iraqis,
Though it sounds tacky,
I'll be a born again anything,
   if you'll stop bombin',
Anything you want me to be.

Music by Hank Williams
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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9/15/04