Hillaryus
Being sung to the rock anthem
"Aquarius"
(When the moon is in the second house…)

Fairly soon we're bound to hear her spouse
Claim "someone's wife has a finer arse…"
Caprice will cause The Times to ban it,
A move that fuels the farce
And the reborning of the Age of Hillaryus,
The Sage of Nefarious –
Hillaryus –
Hillaryus!

'Nice' will spark misunderstanding –
Sex again will be confounding –
Doing good will net Bill millions
With benefits and rock cotillions,
Chunky chicks for decorations
And intermittent assignations.
Hillaryus –
Hillaryus!

When he's mooning, you will know her spouse
Is hitting on a fatter arse
Chagrin will cause The Times to pan it,
A move that fuels the farce
And the reborning of the Age of Hillaryus,
The Sage of Nefarious –
Hillaryus –
Hillaryus!

Experience?
Insidious!

Music by James Rado & Gerome Ragni
Original Lyric by Galt McDermott
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/10/08

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