Jesus loves some born-agains, But not most gays or Hillary. "We'll amend the Constitution, Then prepare the pillory. "If you're not of our persuasion, You must be Black, Muslim or Asian. In any case Bush will protect us, The only true Homo-Erectus, Created as the Bible sez, At least according to our prez. "Since it's not in the constitution, We don't believe in evolution, That burning coal can cause pollution, Or cotton to ozone dilution. "We do believe in execution, Abortion when it's done by douchin', Religious forms of persecution, That Church and State's one institution." Jesus loves some born-agains, But not most gays or Hillary. "We'll amend the Constitution, Then prepare the pillory." Bob Carlson |