How'll They Tell?
To be sung to the carol
"The First Noel"

When you call from Nextel, please ask N.S.A.
To make certain those lepers who vote for DeLay
In districts where they are required to sleep
Get Nextel cell phones or they won't make a peep.

How the hell will they tell their Bushie black sheep
There's no telephone traffic to warrant their keep?

When Bush wakes he'll find that his lawyers did goof,
That he's now in a bind with courts raising the roof,
All spelling the dearth of an eavesdropping right
And fueling the mirth of Jon Stewart each night.

How the hell will they tell their Bushie cartel
There's no telephone traffic that warrants a cell?

Music & Original Lyric - Traditional
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/21/05

To 'Bush's Christmas Carols'