Hysteria
Sung to the tune
"Aquarius"

When the polls show that we stink to heaven
With politicians behind bars –
When peace will not distract them,
I must depend on Mars

And the spawning of more roles for the nefarious,
Before they bury us
Barbarious nefarious!

When my ploys are found to stink to heaven,
When my best boys are behind bars,
When peace will not distract them,
I turn again to Mars

And the dawning of my war against Syria
And planned hysteria
About bacteria
We'll find in Syria –
Hysteria! Hysteria!

Music by Galt MacDermot
Original Lyric by Gerome Ragni & James Rado
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/24/05

To 'Bush - Warrior Wimp'