I Negotiate Nothing
Being sung by Bushie to the Gershwin tune
"I Got Plenty O' Nuthin'"
(Oh, I got plany o' nuthin', an' nuthin's plenty for me)

I still negotiate nothing,
Especially nothing with me,
Though I look like a wind-up
When only folks I signed up
Get to make my mind up for me.

They tell me plenty about their things,
Knowing I knew nothing before.
Then once I hear something,
Something about their things,
Why should I be bothered to hear more?

So I close my eyes
While those I authorize
Tell me who's bad guys,
Who'll believe our lies –
That's a big surprise?

Lindsey spouts something about nothing,
Nothing that means nothing to me.
Rove's in charge of tax cuts;
Rice handles all head butts;
Rummy's job? It was supposed to be
Making sure Iraqis were set free,
While cutting brush was solely up to me –

Now I got plenty of nothing:
No more need to rush,
Too warm to cut brush,
Cheney's plans hush, hush,
Two more years of stalling, you'll see:
Send more to Iraq?
Try to get 'em back?
Smoke a little crack?
Hopefully a Cheney eulogy –
And that about does it for me.

Music by George Gershwin
Original Lyric by Ira Gershwin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/25/06

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