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If any little chimp can see he'll be a chimpanzee for life, If any little worm can squiggle and can squirm As it becomes a husband, father, mother and a wife, If any idiot can sing as long as no one's listening, Why can't a president like Bush Get his head out of his tush And realize his tush is in a sling? If any little crow can crow so other crows will know to crow, If any little dog can bark at nothing in the dark, And make like there is something there that you ought to know, If any idiot can see weather warnings on TV, Why can't a president like Bush Get his head out of his tush And face reality?
Music & Original Lyric by Noel Coward |