If I Could Mislead You
Sung to the tune "If I Could Be With You"

If I could mislead you,
Would you go 'long?
Would I have proved I don't
Know right from wrong?

I'd like you to know
I wouldn't go
To war if I were just another GI Joe.

If I could mislead you,
You know I might.
I wouldn't volunteer.
I wouldn't fight.

And lying to you
Isn't anything I'd do,
If I could mislead you.

Music by James P. Johnson
Original Lyric by Henry Creamer
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/28/05

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