Cry your eyes out Martha Stewart.
You're on your way to jail.
But if your name had been George Bush,
Yours was an OK sale.

We didn't mention legal,
For that it clearly wasn't.
But sell Harkens Oil, not Imclone?
The prosecution doesn't.

GeeDubya sold his stock like you did.
Made a ton of money.
But with a Poppy president –
Sorry 'bout that, honey.

Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/13/04