If You Were As Bad
Being sung to the tune
"If You Were The Only Girl In The World"
(If you were the only girl in the world and I were the only boy)

If you were as bad as Bush generals are,
Would you let him send more boys?
Rummy was convinced new toys would do the trick.
McCain would let them kill lots more boys – how sick!

Some Garden of Eden with Myers and Franks,
And tactics Odierno'd employ.
Sanchez and Casey got thousands more killed
While Abizaid, a cipher, was apparently thrilled.

With a failure like Peter Pace as their star,
Would you trust them with your boy?

Music by Nat D. Ayer
Original Lyric by Clifford Grey
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/27/06

To 'Bushie's Generals'