Verse 1 I know I'm being beastly to the Senate, But don't you love the fix I've got them in? So many disapprove of what I'm doing, But lobbyists insist that most will let the games begin. Some want to show they hate me, But who'll demand I stop? Those junkets to the mid-East can Cost many bucks a pop – I know I'm being beastly to the Senate, But you'll marvel at the brilliance of this Bush's Catbird grin As Jim Baker fails to get us out of what I got us in. Refrain No one in the world can countermand me, Nor would a Dear Abby understand me. So dim the lights, Don, my tights – I'm about to start more fights. I'm The Catbird! Verse 2 I know I'm being beastly to the Muslims. But don't you love the fix I've got them in? Do Mullahs have a clue 'bout what they're doing? By killing other Muslims they might even help us win. The Sunnis think the Saudis Will have to back 'em up, But there's more Shia in Iraq Iran can gobble up – I know I'm being beastly to the Muslims, But you'll marvel at the brilliance of this Bush's Catbird grin As Jim Baker fails to get us out of what I got us in. Refrain No one in the world can countermand me, Nor would a Dear Abby understand me. So dim the lights, Don, my tights – I'm about to start more fights. I'm The Catbird! Bob Carlson |