Extramarital sex is OK And their sexes need not be that different, But could be taboo; that depends on who knew, Especially if you are the president. It is frowned on of course, may be grounds for divorce, But so far's not grounds to impeach, Unless there's a lie in the fool's alibi Which if caught makes them holler and screech: "Get rid of the bum! Get Starr on the phone! Bring on the dogs! There's still meat on the bone!" Extramarital sex is OK, But don't let participants lie. Pre-emptive war is OK If the reasons for war are spelled out, But could be taboo if you find that you've Been misled as to what it's about. It is frowned on of course, may be grounds for divorce, But so far's not grounds to impeach, Unless there's a lie in the fool's alibi Which if caught makes us holler and screech: "Get rid of the bum! Get Starr on the phone! Bring on the dogs! There's still meat on the bone!" Pre-emptive war is OK, But don't let participants lie. Bob Carlson |