Imperial George *
Sung to the tune "Little Girl"

Lebanon, don't you love what I've done?
The arrogant smirk, but never a gun.
Not that I couldn't, though we're a bit short.
I miscalculated so please hold the fort.

Lebanon, I'll be getting to you,
Please to remember Sharon loves you, too,
And when you've finally kicked Syria out,
We'll take you over, without a doubt.

* The Nation - April 4, 2005
Calvin Trillin - "George W. Bush, the Lion of Baghdad,
Demands That Syria Withdraw From Lebanon"

Music & Original Lyric by Madelyn Hyde & Francis Henry
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/17/05

To 'Diplomacy'
To 'Himself - Warrior Wimp'